found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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