now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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