just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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