he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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