no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
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