I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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