You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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