bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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