Your dad touched me again.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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