And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
i think i just lost a toe
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