How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
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There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
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I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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