three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
23 Insane Reasons People Got Fired
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
These 31 Gross People Really Put The ‘Trash’ In ‘Trashed’
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I love you. Go after that dick
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!