You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.