carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube