Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.