No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
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It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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