Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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