Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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