She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
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he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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