Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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