Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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