She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
so let's talk penis.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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