with your own penis?
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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