i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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