i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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