"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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