Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
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Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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