Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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