he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
