I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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