what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the condom got lost in my hair
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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