I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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