I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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okay pat passed out under dana's car
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
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The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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