I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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