don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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