actually, I'm a sock model
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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