a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
cat food counts as protein by the way
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
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So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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