So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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