Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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