I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
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Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
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yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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