But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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