Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Nicole vs. Life
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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