what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
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I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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