Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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