Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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