My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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