I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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