why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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