I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
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Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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