question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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