IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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