they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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