How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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