Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
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Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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