hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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