I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
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U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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