oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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