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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe

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(805): View more from California

bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...

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(310): View more from California

I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it

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(914): View more from New York

you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?

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(514): View more from Quebec

i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving

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(937): View more from Ohio

She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy

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(415): View more from California

Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.

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(716): View more from New York

I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out

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(256): View more from Alabama

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.

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