Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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